One more stop on Trainwreck Britney

Let’s do a little recap on our favorite shoeless bipolar mess:

• She supposedly has ‘disastrous’ Ok! interview where she steals a bunch of shit, wipes grease on expensive dress, thinks ceiling is caving in, flees
• Fires assistant of three weeks, Shannon Funk, who never signed a confidentiality agreement
• Flees to Las Vegas with children, thus defying a court order stating she must have written approval from Kevin before leaving the state of California
• While in Las Vegas, her bodyguard gets into a fight with a paparazzo
• During the aforementioned fight, one of her sons gets hit

Anyone who tries to convince me that this girl is not a complete and total disaster will get knifed. Seriously. How could this possibly be a healthy environment for two children??