I bet she still believes in the tooth fairy, too

So in the Magical World of Lindsay Lohan’s Drugged Out Brain she is innocent. She sent this statement to Access Hollywood:

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

I wonder what she thinks happened? While she was drunk and chasing her assistant’s mom around town, some Blow Elf managed to magically plant a usable amount of cocaine in her pants pockets? Or maybe it was a unicorn? I really hope Brothers Grimm Daily gets to the bottom of it soon!

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