Madonna is hoping ‘Louise’ will be the hit ‘Esther’ never was

Apparently Madonna is attempting to make ‘Louise’ happen now that she’s realized two years later that no one picked up on ‘Esther’. Maybe she’s thinking that since Louise is one of her eight middle names it will be a little more legit.

Star Magazine “reports”:

An insider reveals that the singer born Maddona Louise Veronica Ciccone “has started telling us all to call her by her middle name” - after 25 years of being Madonna and then Esther, the Hebrew name she adopted when she began practicing Kabbalah. The latest moniker change “has to do with the fact that she’s having an age crisis,” the insider says about the star… “She says she wants to go back to her roots!” Madonna’s rep denies the story.

Come on. Really, Madonna? The only nickname you ever got people to call you repeatedly (other than “Crazy Bitch” and “Reformed Slut”) is Madge, and you should consider it lucky you even got a nickname at all. Like it or not, you are a historical icon in the world of pop. No one’s going to go out to the club and beg the DJ to play “Louise’s amazing hit, ‘Like a prayer’”.

Oh well. There’s always Veronica if Louise doesn’t pan out.