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Miley Cyrus’s real name is DESTINY HOPE

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Other names under consideration: Faith, Chastity, Love, Fate, Unicorn.

Her parents call her Miley because when she was a kid (as if she’s not a kid now), she was “smiley.” I can only guffaw, though I suppose this is to be expected of the man who brought the world “Achy Breaky Heart.”

But I have to say, the kid is kind of adorable, precious name aside:

DESTINYHOPE

So, in sum, Hannah Montana is really Miley Stewart is really Destiny Hope Cyrus is really cute.

5 comments ↓

#1 bratney on 12.08.07 at 7:18 pm

Destiny’s dad started calling her smiley and everyone thought that since her screen name is miley they take of the s and make it just plan miley

#2 [X] Princess [X] on 12.27.07 at 1:06 am

Jesus. Why don’t they just call her “HEY YOU” or “COME’ERE GIRL” .

It’d be alot easier to follow.
I Mean
Wow.

I wonder how many of his other kids have a ton of different names.

“HEY DILWAD!—-Yeah, this is my daughter Dilwad Cyrus. What kind of name is Dilwad, you say? Oh. You know. It was a nickname that never left. ”

I mean. Seriously!
Not that it’d be any sort of suprise.

#3 Kookoogirl on 02.13.08 at 6:54 pm

Listen THATS NOT HER REAL NAME!!!!

#4 Lauren on 02.17.08 at 5:07 pm

miley cyrus(or Destiny Hope) is awesome if you get a chance tell her that i said that

#5 leah scott on 02.17.08 at 5:20 pm

omg! she’s just trying to get attention any way she can!!!………….she wears skanky clothes, she clings on to nick jonas,and now she changes her name!HONESTLY!

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