Avril Lavigne: Stoned? Glitter in the eye? You decide.

Here we have Avril Lavigne at the American Music Awards last night. This photo stands out because her eyes are so noticeably red. But why are they red? At first I thought, “Ha ha, Avril’s stoned,” and decided that if I were Avril Lavigne, I probably would need to be stoned to simply put up with being me. Then I pondered all the glitter around her eyes and thought maybe that could be the culprit. What do you think?

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I hate to admit it (no, really, I hate to admit this, and will probably experience pain by way of funky karma as a result), but I kind of love the dress she wore on the red carpet. But I’m consoling myself with this admission by thinking that I only love it in relation to what she usually wears. In the grand scheme of things, it’s probably a super shitty outfit - the shoes probably make a lame squeaky sound when they touch each other, the dress really is borderline white-trash-hooker, the eye-makeup is still over the top. It’s just that in her douchiness and overplayed sk8er lameness, she’s lowered the bar a bit.