Avril Lavigne wears pasties, Doc Martens, glitter, and a scowl

Oh, Avril Lavigne. You annoy me so much. Even your name annoys me - a punk rawker with a “V” in both the first and last name? Lame. I can see past the pink hair (though you will never pull it off quite the way Rachel McAdams did). But let’s examine some other parts of your ensemb that make you look like a total douche.

Pasties. At least make sure they match your other accessories - they should be shaped like stars, hello.

Hair-Flipping. For a second there I thought she was Chris Crocker, in which case the hair-flipping would not be nearly as irritating. Yes, I realize I’m grabbing at straws here due to my total, unabashed hatred of her, but I don’t care. Hair-flipping is lame.

Body glitter paired with Dr Martens.  Oh, come on, for the love of god. How old are you, Avril? Sure, I may have - at one very low point in my early adolescence - paired some body glitter with Doc Martens.. but you are not even a fucking teenager anymore, Avril. What gives?