It is my lifelong goal to attend one of Heidi Klum’s Halloween parties. Also to see a gorilla in the wild.

Heidi Klum is just amazing - she always has the best Halloween costumes. This one might be my favorite yet.. which is saying a lot considering last year’s.

I went to a college with the biggest Halloween block party in the country, so I’ve seen a lot of Halloween costumes in my day. Sure, what I saw was a little blurry, but once you see a butterfly slut, or a sailor slut, or a mobster slut - you’ve seen them all. Girls just love to dress slutty on Halloween. It’s the only holiday that really condones it, except for easter. Those little pre-pubescent sluts really go crazy with their easter dresses, let me tell you.

Anyway, what makes Heidi unique is that she is always a slut. Don’t get me wrong, I love her, but she’s a flipping Victoria’s Secret model for chrissake! So in order to be unique on Halloween she has to wear something that’s actually really awesome. And anyone who can be a slut year-round and then awesome-it-up on Halloween is a winner in my book.