Tom Cruise is a sweaty, awkward dancer

Welllll what do we have here? Looks like TomKat’s doing a little bumpin’ and grindin’. I wonder if this was before or after the CupcakeFest? This photo has Middle School Dance written all over it. I’m not sure what’s more intriguing - the smarminess of Cruise, or the fact that Katie actually looks pretty sexy. And let me tell you, it’s hard to look sexy when a sweaty douche is humping you while dozens of onlookers simultaneously vomit a little in their mouths. I bet those cupcakes were even tastier the second time down!