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Kfed’s lawyer brings us the quote of the day

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So Britney’s going in to court today, fresh off the heels of her second successful drug test (successful insofar as she was able to successfully sneak London’s urine in). She wants to get overnight visits with her children since she’s so totally an awesome mother now that she’s sober.

Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Vincent Kaplan, released this statement on the matter:

“The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.”

Oh snap! Oh, and she also aired out her vag… again… yesterday. It’s a good thing, too, because I really missed that old hag. Seriously, I just don’t get it. Does she actually like the feel of leather on her naked bum? Because I’ve never found it very appealing personally. To each his (her) own snail trail, I guess.

Edit: TMZ reports that Britney failed to show up to court today. What a winner.

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