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Marilyn Manson is an asshole

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In what is surely the least shocking news of the day, it appears that Brian Warner AKA Marilyn ‘Is This Douche Really Still Around?’ Manson, is super chivalrous. Oh, wait, I got that wrong. He’s actually an asshole.

The New York Post reports:

Spies at JFK Airport Friday morning spotted Manson with his Lolita-esque gal, Evan Rachel Wood, boarding a flight to LAX. “She was really weighed down with carry-on luggage,” said our tipster, “while he breezed right through security carrying nothing.”

I tried to give Evan Rachel Wood the benefit of the doubt but everything about Marilyn Manson seems icky and strange. Normally I take the high route and say, “Oh, well, you never really know what’s going on in a relationship unless you’re in the relationship” but when I see them together I see a scared little girl dating a controlling guy twice her age. Also he has a skeleton of a 4 year old Chinese girl.

I mostly just feel bad for her poor parents. How would you sleep at night knowing your little girl was getting boned by this guy? Seriously? Blech.

4 comments ↓

#1 dailystab.com Hot Celebrity Gossip on 09.19.07 at 5:56 pm

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#2 Amy M Evert on 09.21.07 at 2:44 pm

Weeeell, their relationship can’t be soooo bad, at least we can see that they have some things in common, like thier love of black clothing, pale skin, and their mutual love for ra ra red lipstick that appears to come in matte (see marilyn) or gloss (please refer to ms. scared-y pants. . .)

#3 I Love Marilyn Manson on 02.17.08 at 6:37 pm

I Hate all of you people who wrote mean comments, saying MM is an asshole. Sorry bitches, your the assholes.
BTW, Evan loves him very much(I think). oh yeah,”dailystab” your the diva asshole. God you guys are so fucking mean.

#4 Spades on 02.18.08 at 3:42 pm

I personally don’t see the problem with the relationship. If you have ever read Manson’s autobiography, he isn’t all what he appears to be.
I can’t stand judgmental people. And that is what you are appearing to be.

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